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Once upon a time there was a spork. The spork lived underwater and was a royal guard for the royal dolphin family. The rulers of the kingdom were King Dolphin and Queen Dolphin, that were fair and just rulers, but they did not like intruders in their land (or ocean). So one day, the pair of royal dolphins sent the spork on a mission to patrol the borders of the kingdom. As the spork was patrolling the underwater kingdom, he came across a knife at the bottom of the ocean. He said to the knife “Who goes there? Declare your name and who you serve!” The knife replies “I am just a lost and sad knife, I came from the fishing boat. The fisherman used to use me to cut up his fish, but he dropped me off the boat and now I’m stuck here at the bottom of the ocean.” *sad underwater knife noise* And then the knife said “What about you fellow silverware? Who do you serve?” The spork, in his shiny uniform, proudly replies “I serve two porpoises.”

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All Day Mountain Bike Ride

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